May 2013
“This is what love does: It makes you want to rewrite the world. It makes you...”
– David Levithan (via pavorst)
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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While working on a script
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Working.
Dad: Work? You don't work.
Me: Yeah, I actually do.
May 24th
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sassiestasshole: every now and then i remember things that i did as a child and i’m like “why didn’t i know i was gay sooner” because my god i was like a raging homo at age 9
May 24th
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May 23rd
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“I fucking love Lucy Liu.”
– Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (via lucyliued)
May 23rd
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If Rumplestiltskin gets his scaly skin back in...
Rumple: *lizardfied*
Charmings/Regina/Hook: Oh, yeah, that.
Emma: WHAT THE FUCK.
May 23rd
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Oh, it’s Summer? Time to watch poor quality gay films on Netflix!
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it #then everything changed when the Christians attacked
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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“25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 1. Make peace with your parents. Whether...”
–  January Nelson, 06/25/12 (via pale-afternoon) I’ve done 20-something out of this list! Wow =] (via heroinsanity)
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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nakedfabray: baelfire and beth should meet and discuss their dysfunctional family trees. 
May 21st
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All caught up on Grey’s. Very little creys.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
May 20th
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“If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
May 20th
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wartortles: if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
May 20th
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May 20th
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So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
May 19th
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Question of the Day
How the hell am I supposed to move my stuff across the country?
May 19th
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May 19th
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My parents got me this really awesome convection oven for my graduation gift. As silly as it seems, it made everything very, very real. Much more so than the four hour ordeal that was graduation this morning. Now there’s nothing left but to plan for August and to cherish the time I have left with my family and friends all within driving distance.
May 19th
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Shonda Rhimes on TV’s Lack of Diversity: ‘I Think... →
sinidentidades: Everybody’s favorite ABC drama, “Scandal”, is the subject of a must-read piece in the New York Times. In it, the show’s creator, Shonda Rhimes, talks about how she deals with being one of the most powerful writers in television. “What was great for me about ‘Scandal’ was I had earned a lot of political capital with the network,” Rhimes told me Willa Paskin at the Times. “I had...
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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Tonight was perfect, and my friends are coming to my graduation tomorrow. Yes.
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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“[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix...”
– Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix (via laliberty) Look, someone who gets it. (via knitmeapony) Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Same thing goes for pirated music where legit services such as Spotify are made available. And because it bears repeating, Ted Sarandos’ most...
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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“You named a bee after me?”
– Joan Watson
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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roseisreturning: humens-fight-for-freedome: roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths nope sirens lure men to their deth GIT UR MYTHOLOGY RIGHT. I READ THE FULL MERMAID WIKIPEDIA THE DAY I MADE THIS POST DON’T QUESTION MY KNOWLEDGE OF MERMAIDS
May 17th
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I think it’s time I cash in on my laptop’s extended warranty. Yoda’s been acting really strange.
May 16th
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May 16th
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it's funny because it's true: owlapin: owlapin:... →
dealanexmachina: owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a...
May 16th
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