December 2010
YOU GUYS
My last five dreams (you know, the kind you have at night) have been Harry Potter themed/included the cast of Harry Potter.  Does anyone know a local sage who could interpret these dreams for me? I’m going to go ahead and say it could mean one or a combination of these things: I am a witch. My destiny lies with cast members of Harry Potter films. I am crazy. Emma Watson will eventually...
Dec 29th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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everyoneisgay: Dannielle Says: This is the thing about Luna Lovegood. It’s like, she IS SO CALMING. I don’t know what it is, is it her tiny voice? or the fact that she doesn’t care that she has to walk around the woods shoeless? It’s like, she was raised SO WELL. You know? For those of you who aren’t… I think Harrypotteritis is going around, guys.  I mean, my brother and I just had a...
Dec 20th
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Dec 17th
Dec 12th
"Buckbeak, AWAY" & "Put your penis away"
Vishal: gotta find the horcruxes! off to hogwarts!
Me: but they aren't at hogwarts! you'll have to gallivant throughout the countryside!
V: harry's a fucking idiot. don't listen to that dumbass. i got this.
Me: Are you kidding me? I only listen to Hermione!
V: she's a slut. hold on, i gotta go feed buckbeak
Me: okay, I can chill
V: all done. i fed him some dead coons. and by coons i mean the animal. slaves.
Me: hahaha slaves awesome But seriously, you should get a house elf to do that shit.
V: no, they would just eff it up.
Me: True, and then you would have to beat them.
V: i'm a wizard. fuck that. i need to find these horcruxes! so i can meditate in peace!
Me: Meditate? That's what Jedi do...
V: jedi's aren't real. stop being naive. stupid muggle
Me: Okay, I can take the naive comment but seriously? I am a jedi and I can kick your wizard ass
V: you can't catch me you muggle! nimbus 2000 away! but first, i have to go to quidditch practice. chill.
Me: why don't you just go drink some pumpkin juice.
V: butter beer you whore i just won that match in record time. only with the help from my wife ginny.
Me: Ginny is a total whore. I saw her all up in some guy's business last night.
V: that guy was me. dumbass.
Me: Ohhhh....it was dark....I couldn't tell....my bad.
V: exactly. insensitive whore.
Me: Gimme a break, it was dark and you are brown - it's not exactly easy you know!
V: PATRONUS! yes, that just came out of my penis.
Me: HOLY SHIT...Your penis is twig-like.....ewwww
V: no thats just the vein.
Me: oh.....well.....this is awkward. I would get my lightsaber out, but I don't think that would fix anything.
V: of course not. cause its fake. hence, muggle. PATRONUS
Me: Seriously? I could subdue your patronus spewing penis easily with my lightsaber!
V: doubt it. horcrux!
And it just disintegrated from there - producing the quotes that make the title, among other things. I either have OMGLET'SBESERIOUS convos with my brown friend, Vishal, or items like the above.
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
Things About Me (That You Should Know)
I have a lime green sony vaio. —It has a lot of cool programs on it. I play guitar. I like video games. I like to cook. This will be a very random and pointless tumblr. I’m definitely going through an Emma Watson phase right now. —If you have a problem with that, just think, I could be going through a meth phase instead. Now that that is out of the way….. Yeah. I...
Dec 10th
“Listen to them…what are they all talking about? … Do they even...”
– Susan Bridgmon (When we walked into the Apple Store.)
Dec 10th
Dec 10th
Yeah...
I decided that I’m going to try tumblr.  I’ve been on blogspot/blogger ( www.atripoverwords.blogspot.com )for awhile now, but I realized that I actually read people’s tumblrs. So I got one. Enjoy?
Dec 10th