Conversation After Turning on Glee Music in the Car
- Mom: I can't believe you're a Gleek.
- Me: I'm not though.
- Mom: Seriously?
- Me: Okay, I am, but like...not the normal kind.
- Mom: Natalie, you are a Gleek.
- Me: Yeah, but not the same way Tara's a Gleek, you know?
- Mom: Yeah...
- Me: I mean, she likes Finn and Will, and I--
- Mom: Yeah, you're not a Gleek. You're like a Gayleek or a Glayeek or something.
- Me: Well, I mean, come on. NO ONE ON THAT SHOW IS HETEROSEXUAL.