Jen and I's Friendship circa 2009
- Me: I AM SO HORRIBLE AND EVIL NO ONE SHOULD LOVE ME
- Jen: BUT I AM IN SO MUCH SECRET PAIN THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HURT ME.
- ....still true
While looking at FB
- Jen: We're doing Dirty Diana for our opener next year.
- Me: WHAT?
- Jen: ...OH.
- Me: *DEAD*
Remember when we were a band?
LOL FOREVER.
So, do you mind living in New York or LA? because after college I have to move to one of the two.
Excerpt from my epic Facebook Thread with Jen. December 30, 2008.
That’s basically almost a reality. :)
RELIENTKAHHHH
Similar to PARAMAHHHH.
Teens: The Great American Contradiction
Excerpt from My Epic Facebook Thread with Jen.
Jen, we are going to be college roomates.
(going too far? lol)
My epic Facebook Thread with Jen. November 19th, 2008.
Called it.
Jen, I don’t want to sound gay here.
But you are hot.
Like not pornstar hot (but who wants to be that kind of hot?—unless it really works for someone…)
But you are like….cute hot.
That’s kind of an oxymoron…but this is really difficult to explain.
Excerpt from my epic facebook thread with Jen. November 3, 2008
