Jen and I's Friendship circa 2009
- Me: I AM SO HORRIBLE AND EVIL NO ONE SHOULD LOVE ME
- Jen: BUT I AM IN SO MUCH SECRET PAIN THAT YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HURT ME.
- ....still true
So, do you mind living in New York or LA? because after college I have to move to one of the two.
Teens: The Great American Contradiction
Jen, we are going to be college roomates.
(going too far? lol)
Jen, I don’t want to sound gay here.
But you are hot.
Like not pornstar hot (but who wants to be that kind of hot?—unless it really works for someone…)
But you are like….cute hot.
That’s kind of an oxymoron…but this is really difficult to explain.