Conversation After Turning on Glee Music in the Car

  • Mom: I can't believe you're a Gleek.
  • Me: I'm not though.
  • Mom: Seriously?
  • Me: Okay, I am, but like...not the normal kind.
  • Mom: Natalie, you are a Gleek.
  • Me: Yeah, but not the same way Tara's a Gleek, you know?
  • Mom: Yeah...
  • Me: I mean, she likes Finn and Will, and I--
  • Mom: Yeah, you're not a Gleek. You're like a Gayleek or a Glayeek or something.
  • Me: Well, I mean, come on. NO ONE ON THAT SHOW IS HETEROSEXUAL.